- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
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And God thought, ‘Is same-sex marriage something I’m going to want in the future? No. That’s why I’ll give Adam Eve and not Steve. It has nothing to do with the fact that I’ll eventually want more than two people in the world. This is an action I’ve thought out clearly. I’ll tell an old man about it later. He’ll write it down. And that’s how people will know I don’t want same-sex marriage.’ Then he created Eve, and she was all Adam’s. And God did not see that this was fabulous. That would be gay, and God hates fags. He just saw that it was good.
Excerpt from Genesis
